me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality
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- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: *plays music*
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- Me: /goes back up/
- Me: /reblogs/
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- me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
- me: skip
- me: skip
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- me: this is ok
- me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
- me: skip
- me: okay it's 7 am
- me: I should get up
- me: just five seconds
- me: five minutes
- me: five hours
- me: five days
- me: five years
- (I am working the register over Christmas.)
- Me: “Find everything today?”
- Customer: “Yup.”
- (Note: she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
- Me: “How much would you like on this?”
- Customer: “Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
- Me: “No problem.”
- Customer: *after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
- Me: *stunned* “…Of course!”
- (After a minute another customer comes up, a visibly upset young woman.)
- Me: “Hi! How are you?”
- Customer #2: “I’m okay, thanks.”
- (Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items: milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)
- Me: “So your total comes out to $0.00.”
- Customer: “What?”
- Me: “The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”
- (The customer just started crying. Once she could, she thanked me about 100 times. Made my whole Christmas season.)
- Me at 7 AM: tired
- Me at 12 PM: tired
- Me at 3 PM: tired
- Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
- Me at 10 PM: tired
- Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life
Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness
- me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- me: lemme show you a trick or two
- middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
- me: this one's called stealing
- me: *runs away with it*
- *me when bored*
- me: mom you need anything?
- mom: no, thanks
- *me on the laptop*
- mom: can you come help me?
- me: